We interrupt this blog for an important announcement.

I know I should have mentioned this earlier, but society wanted me to focus on such trivial matters like "working" and "earning a living" and "taking care of responsibility" to the point where it's interfering in my time of doing the important work of making smart-ass mockery of aphorisms. As a result, I have decided to make the "Cynical Proverbs" segment a bi-weekly feature. If time permits, i might find something to fill in the spaces of the "missing" week. So you'll gave to wait until at least Saturday until to hear basterizations of life-affurming platitudes.