Cynical Proverbs 1:16

"God has a plan for you"

Unfortunately for some people, the Holy one's "plan" had a page missing (God: The "Insert Brain Here" instructions are missing. Oh well, I'm sure that was just one of those extra pieces anyway), and was translated to Japanese and French halfway through. So keep that on mind when some peopke seemed poorly put together and some of the parts seemed to be put in wrong (which is any "part" that results in a Duggar or a Palin being impregnated.)