Saturday, January 2, 2016

Cynical Proverbs 1:02

"You'll catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar."
For this one, i decided to turn to America's wisest high philosopher, Kelly Bundy ("Oh I know what that is! That's, like, a doctor that studies a woman's philosophy tubes." Sigh. Please stay focused, Kelly):

"Yes but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them."
(And who the Hell wants to attract flies, anyway?)

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