Cynical Proverbs 11:29

(Yes, yes i know, I'm running behind schedule on these things. If i were any more "late", I'd be Bristol Palin.)

Anyway this installment is particularly relevant in light of recent developments.

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

And since these "apples" tend to be all mushy and spotted and riddled with worms, maybe it time to grow even MORE of these apple trees and then burn down the vines of strawberries for good measure.

Wait, what? (Sorry folks. That's the last time i let Fox News edit my posts.)