Cynical Proverbs 11:02: Special Championship Edition

And we're back after a brief hiatus for a retool (I was losing young males and the suits up top advised me to get jiggy with something) So after a month of pretty much doing nothing, it's time to return to my blog to...pretty much do nothing.

At least it's a special kind of nothing. And no, despite what the title implies, it would be anything as cool as throwing hadokens or over-milking the franchise. Instead this "special edition" Cynical Proverbs is so because you get it on a Monday. Exciting huh? (And you in the back, stop trying to search around for a gift receipt) Anyway here we go:

"Honesty is the best policy."

The sound you heard was all the people in the service industry laughing hysterically.