Friday, March 20, 2015

Cynical Proverbs 3:20

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

But what if life gives you mushy, rotted, spoiled lemons that you can't do anything with? Dump them whole in some sludge water and charge 15 bucks a glass? I say the next time life gives you lemons you take 'em and squirt in right in life's eye until life learns to give you a sweeter fruit (or at least some damn salt and margarita mix.)

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